This week in celebrity quotes: Idris Elba talks about the XXL ‘package’ in his pants, Faith Evans recounts fighting one of her ex-husband’s mistresses and Sherri Shepherd jokes about her two failed marriages. Plus, Ciara slams a tabloid for falsifying a story about her rumored break-up! AND I QUOTE…
“As soon as I kicked in the door and saw her I just started to *punches fist*
I don’t even know if she got a chance to say anything and I just looked over at him as I’m still hitting her. *punches fist again*
He’s sitting there like, “Wow Faye. Why are you doing that to her? I didn’t even **** her.” I was like, “Well you shoulda . . . ‘cause you see what happened to her.”
Faith Evans recounts introducing her fist to the mistress of her former husband, Notorious B.I.G, mistresses, on Centric’s “BEING.”
“You don’t think that my life has been hell and I’ve had so many ups and downs now. If I did that what am i showing my children that when it gets tough that’s the way out No you gotta buckle down ask God to help you. That’s when prayer really comes into effect. Rest in peace Robin Williams I hope you found what you were looking for.”
Todd Bridges alluding that actor Robin Williams was ‘selfish’ for committing suicide earlier this week, via Twitter.
“The good new is i got a sh*t load of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire. #egowentintospaceshipmodethough”
Idris Elba responding to uproar over the Anaconda-sized print in his pants that the paparazzi captured while filming the movie A Hundred Streets, via Twitter.
“When I started ‘The View’ seven years ago, my [son] Jeffrey was 2 years old, and I was going through a very public divorce. Now, my son is 9 years old, and I’m going through another very public divorce. Let’s just say, I’m happy that Barbara Walters and Bill Geddie were better at picking co-hosts than I was at choosing my husbands.”
Sherri Shepherd poking fun at her inability to find a good husband, multiple divorces and more, during her emotional farewell from The View.
“the stats also show AL coon sharpton has not helped one situation he has protested at,he actually made it worst and because of him the jury goes the other way..(think about it) Jena six,trayvon and the list goes back way back..#AL ur like a #THOT in the club,lookn for attention what u said at trayvons rally #enoughisenough ur right were tired of u PRETENDING”
Gilbert Arenas criticizing the Ferguson rioters for destroying their city and calling Rev. Al Sharpton a THOT, via Instagram.
“Also for the rest of the people who feel as though my blonde hair is yet another way to look more Caucasian? ‘GET. YO. LIFE’….. I went blonde for the same reason I went purple …and for the same reason I’ll probably go Green at some point ..because I felt like it.”
Meagan Good responding to rumors that she has joined the skin bleaching trend and wishes to become Caucasian, via Instagram.
“@UsWeekly I did not do this interview with you! This is a lie, and tasteless! Must you be that thirsty to create a story?! Unbelievable.”
Ciara slamming US Weekly for creating a story about the rumored break-up with her son’s father Future, via Twitter.