Ain’t nothing new about celebrities throwing shade, but they sure keep us entertained and shaking our heads! This week in celebrity quotes, Iyanla Vanzant says she’d go after Donald Sterling‘s money if she were his mistress, Rick Ross spills his 100-pound weight loss secrets, Gabrielle Union calls out Christian internet trolls, and R. Kelly is not discussing his transgendered son! Plus, Kat Stacks is not here for illiterate Black people. AND I QUOTE …
“You know, the most I used to do for exercise was stand up to count the money…But now, they give me fruit to eat. I forgot what fruit, you know, tasted like. I eat pears now and s**t like that.”
Rick Ross discussing how eating fruit contributed to his 100-pound weight loss, in an on-camera interview with DJ Tim Westwood.
But if I were his mistress I would be finagling money out of every pocket, every bank account! Listen, fixers need money to fix things!”
Iyanla Vanzant explaining why she would have no problem being Donald Sterling’s mistress, in a radio interview with “The D.L. Hughley Show.”
“I wonder what the campaign slogan was in Mississippi the past couple days, Uncle Toms For Thad?”
Rush Limbaugh calls African-Americans, who voted for Mississippi Republican senatorial candidate Thad Cochran, Uncle Toms, in an interview posted on Media Matters.
“Can the black community please learn how to Spell before making Memes? What the f**k is ‘empress her’? IT’S spelled ‘Impress’ Thanks!”
Kat Stacks, one of the world’s most famous THOTS, sending out a message for the “Black community” to step up their spelling game, via Instagram.
“I think ima need a diaper I lightweight peed on myself tryna run to the restroom this the 2nd time it’s happened a lil shot out.”
Slim Thug opening up about his incontinence issues at the age of 33, via Twitter.
“And then you click on their posts and it’s like, “team Jesus.’ And you’re like, ‘You’re not team Jesus! You are NOT team Jesus!’”
Gabrielle Union responding to the legion of hypocritical internet trolls who hate yet claim Jesus, in a promo tour interview with BET.com.
“You don’t really wanna open it up by saying my daughter is becoming my son.”
R. Kelly on his refusal to acknowledge his 14-year-old transgendered son, in an interview with WGCI FM radio