No need for an umbrella because celebrities are throwing shade left and right! This week in celebrity quotes, Tichina Arnold rips French Montana’s head off Mortal Kombat style, Columbus Short makes an O.J. Simpson joke when asked about upcoming domestic abuse case, and Rihanna thinks TLC are a bunch of old, jealous THOTS! Plus, Syleena Johnson compares Blue Ivy’s hair to the late Ol’ Dirty Bastard. AND I QUOTE…
“Man oh man. Mr. Montana, I’ve perused (read through with thoroughness and care) your #instagram profile description, pictures & posts… but despite my determined effort, I STILL don’t have a CLUE to one very simple question… “Who ARE you?”.. I mean other than reading that you’ve dated a Kardashian, and you seem to enjoy taking extraneous pictures with LEGITIMATE celebrities, I’m baffled (perplexed, confused) as to WHO you are & WHAT you actually DO?…”
Tichina Arnold ripping into rapper French Montana, for raggin on her less-than-flattering selfie, via Instagram.
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“If the glove don’t fit then they must acquit. That’s all I got!”
Columbus Short making an O.J. Simpson joke when asked about his upcoming court appearance for domestic abuse case, via TMZ.
“Phuck what a old thot gotta say!”
Rihanna slamming group TLC for their negative criticism of her sheer Josephine Baker-inspired CFDA gown, via Twitter.
“And don’t be an a**hole.”
Shonda Rhimes telling graduates how not to conduct themselves in this world, during her 2014 commencement ceremony speech at Dartmouth College.
“I need you to be able to tear down some macaroni and cheese and collard greens. I’mma need you to know how to go to church and catch the Holy Ghost. I’mma need you to be able to do all that if we’re going to be together. If there’s a White dude who can get down like that, come forth.”
Porsha Williams sharing online dating tips and what her man needs to bring to table to keep her attention, in an interview on BET’s “106th & Park.”
“She’s giving me ODB.”
Syleena Johnson comparing Blue Ivy’s hairstyle to that of The Wu-Tang Clan’s most colorful member, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, in an interview with KeKe Wyatt and Tamar Braxton via The Ryan Report.
“Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.”
Dave Chappelle joking that never quit his tv show “Chappelle’s Show” nor did he lose his mind, in an interview on “Late Night” with David Letterman.