If you’re like me and my friends, there is one name that evokes simultaneous fear and loathing like no other. The name has become something like Voldemort–she who shall not be named. Y’all know who I’m talking about: Ms. Sallie Mae.
I call her Sallie because she gets no respect from me. Calls from Sallie can ruin your whole day. And she doesn’t care what time it is or if you’re busy. She will call you repeatedly, and with fervor. Sallie doesn’t care if you’ll get evicted if you don’t pay rent or that you have a utility bill to pay. She wants her money…now!
Well, Chanel Carroll understands this pain. She created a parody of Beyoncé’s “Partition” called “Tuition“.
“Sallie Mae pay off my tuition pleease…” Chuuuuurch!
Watch below: