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Does The Surfboard Position Lead To A Happy Ending?

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UPTOWN_beyonce_drunk_in_loveCourtesy of YourTango

I’ll admit it. I wanted to learn how to surf.

Like everybody in America (or planet Earth for that matter), upon hearing Beyoncé proclaim that she likes to ride her “surfboard” on “Drunk in Love,” I wondered what she could possibly talking about. So like Nancy Drew, I decided to crack this mystery. I took to the internet to figure out if Beyoncé had indeed started learning how to surf or if she was up to something else.

Within a matter of seconds, I realized Bey was not talking about the joys of riding the waves but the joy of riding Jay-z in a bathtub. I love a good bubble bath so adding sex to it just seems like a plus. I immediately texted my guy, J.

“Want to learn how to surf?” I asked saucily.

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