Judge Joe Brown appears to be enjoying retirement a little too much. The syndicated TV judge was recently caught on camera sauced out of his mind after drinking a few “double Bombaaay Saphiiiire and-duh tonic[s].” Yikes.
He denounces the show that brought him to fame saying, “F*ck that. I quit. I don’t do that bullsh*t anymore.” Well, damn Joe.
He also flirts with a couple of girls throughout the video saying things like, “Get closer and make this old man feel like a good m*hf*cka,” and “You need to be my daughter-in-law so you can take care of this old man.” How could a girl resist such charm? However, as he grabbed these girls by their waists, he continuously bragged about how gorgeous his wife is, emphasizing how great she looked for her age. I guess she can be glad for that at least?
You can watch the train wreck below, including the part where he describes why pretty women are easier to deal with and my favorite line: “I’m not playing the judge, I’m playing the Funky Lordship.”
(H/T WorldStarHipHop.com)
