By Colby Carrington
In case you ever doubted George Zimmerman‘s ‘hero’ status, take note. Last Wednesday, Zimmerman (whose not guilty verdict in the killing of Trayvon Martin occurred just four days earlier) emerged from hiding for a moment to pull a family of four from their overturned SUV on a Florida highway.
This morning, the Twitterverse exploded with #ThanksGeorge in sarcastic honor of all the ways he’s been a hero to them. And this afternoon, the praise is still coming in.
See here:
Zimmerman administers CPR to Racism in the nick of time. Racism expected to make a full recovery. #ThanksGeorge
— RJ (@EastsideRJ) July 23, 2013
Zimmerman said i looked suspicious in my outfit so he took me shopping #ThanksGeorge
— Total Tim Move (@Legally_Bro) July 23, 2013
I was in the bathroom stall, out of toilet paper, but thank goodness, a helping hand appeared from the next stall over #ThanksGeorge
— RiskyLiberal (@RiskyLiberal) July 23, 2013
Zimmerman parachuted in and performed emergency C section on royal baby when the doc got stuck in the lift #ThanksGeorge
— Jaye Mills (@jayepmills) July 23, 2013
I was sneaking out of work early but George Zimmerman warned me that my boss was going to send an urgent email. #ThanksGeorge
— Myke (@Liberianboii86) July 23, 2013
I was confused about what to make for dinner tonight and George Zimmerman arrived with a pizza in less than thirty minutes. #ThanksGeorge
— Isis Hatsepshut (@Ysis7) July 23, 2013
Zimmerman just appeared behind me as I was creating a new password and whispered, "That's not strong enough". #ThanksGeorge.
— Future Millionaire (@Success_Indeed) July 23, 2013
What has he done for you lately?
